Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal
Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BOWL OF COOKIES & CREAM ICE CREAM
I’m mostly reblogging for the comment.
when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time
Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
Don’t stop believing !
Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.
Well this was just beautiful
My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.