b-r-o-s-k-i:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

I <3 Canada and it’s inhabitants, but this is ‘Murica, and we laugh at other countries!

just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room

Why the fuck do people think it’s a good idea to like people they can’t have? When do we all just sit and think “Hey, that person is a couple hundred miles away from me; maybe I should become really close to them, develop feelings, and watch them fucking move on and forget about you.” I can’t wait to just deploy and get thrown in the fucking desert. 

I’m really bad at ranting so I’ll spare the internet of more wasted bits of information and my petty bullshit.